people are following me probably thinking im cool
you are completely right
*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
eating something and then realizing its expired
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"